- While pumping gas, you notice how quiet it is.
- You accidently spray your kid's hair with febreze instead of spray-on conditioner. (It actually worked pretty good.)
- Your daughter claims she is going to pee her pants in the car and you tell her to go ahead and do it.
- While driving home you miss your exit and don't notice until you are halfway to France. After turning around you miss it in the other direction.
- You are so used to ignoring annoying noises that you don't notice the microwave beeping two feet away from you.
- You hide in the bathroom to talk on the phone.
- Breakfast-cold cereal, lunch-cold cereal, dinner-cold cereal.
- Going to the dentist feels like the spa.
- You come home and discover that you left the front door wide open all day.
20 hours ago