- While pumping gas, you notice how quiet it is.
- You accidently spray your kid's hair with febreze instead of spray-on conditioner. (It actually worked pretty good.)
- Your daughter claims she is going to pee her pants in the car and you tell her to go ahead and do it.
- While driving home you miss your exit and don't notice until you are halfway to France. After turning around you miss it in the other direction.
- You are so used to ignoring annoying noises that you don't notice the microwave beeping two feet away from you.
- You hide in the bathroom to talk on the phone.
- Breakfast-cold cereal, lunch-cold cereal, dinner-cold cereal.
- Going to the dentist feels like the spa.
- You come home and discover that you left the front door wide open all day.
3 days ago
8 comments:
The Febreze made me laugh! I'm glad it worked!:) But you sure do need a break if the dentist is like the spa!! I'm sorry and hope you get a break soon. BTW I hide in the bathroom for phone calls often.:)
LOL!!! I totally agree with this post!! I have been to the Dentist and felt like "ahhh, it's quite, Im laying down, I could fall asleep." The exit thing must have been really frustrating tho! I too hide to talk on the phone and have told my kids to go ahead and pee in their seats. (only when I know that it isn't that urgent!) :-) I hope you get some rest soon
:) I hear you on almost all of these. Not so much the Febreze . . .
SOOO True!
i'm lol!
poor mom ... u need a sitter!
LoL!! I can totally picture you saying these things. I laughed at the febreeze-that is too funny. Um, halfway to France, just keep on driving is what I say.
Yup, you definitely need a break. Febreze instead of conditioner, huh? I bet they smelled nice, too :D
This is soooo funny! But the good news is if you have to miss your exit, France is a great place to end up! Good look on getting a break!
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