- When I don't wear make-up, my face disappears.
- Dying my hair is not about the cute highlights anymore.
- While struggling across the floating lilypads at the water park last summer, a couple of college aged lifeguards started yelling, "go, mamma, go mamma.".........Mamma?
- skinny jeans?
- The party starts at 8pm and ends at 9pm.
- While listening to the radio a Smith's song came on. The DJ suggested buying the CD, "for your Parents for Christmas." Since when do 7 year olds listen to the radio?
- I used to worry about having white legs. Now I worry about having purple ones.
3 days ago
7 comments:
LOL Great post... LOVE LOVE LOVE the purple legs... totally a concern of mine. Oh dear!!
You are so funny. And only bean polls can wear the skinny jeans-its just that some wear them anyway.
hilarious post ... I was lol!
this pregnancy put me in the "purple legs" group.
I do have one more bullet to add though(again, I hope Greg doesn't view these comments)... the bean-bag boobs are in full swing (and we thought only grandmas bodies were this way?)
true. true.
You are hilarious. Unfortunately all those things are so so true. Anyway I leave for two weeks and I come back to a million new jensen posts - I love it! You guys look like you are having a great time. Happy Birthday Micah!
Ha, this post cracked me up. Very fun, and sad, list. "Go momma." Heh. When I turned 26 someone said, "Now you're closer to 30 than 20." That was a sad mean comment. At least now I have something to look forward to when I get close to 36. :)
this made me laugh out loud! this confirms i am also closer to 40.....
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